A FEW FOLK SIMILES:

Why not put some spice in your comparisons? Look over these gems, and post any others that you know to our bulletin board.

• Busy as a buzz saw in a pine knot.
• Busy as a cross-eyed boy at a three-ring circus.
• Busy as a one-arrned paper hanger.
• Busy as a three-headed cat at a fish market.
• Hard as collecting feathers in a hurricane.
• Hard as packing barbed wire in a paper bag.
• Hard as putting pantyhose on a porcupine.
• Hard as sorting bobcats in a burning barn.
• Quiet as a chicken laying a square egg.
• Quiet as a mouse pissing on cotton.
• Quiet as an eel swimming in oil.
• Attractive as a truck-struck weasel.
• Cold as a polar bear's pajamas
• Happy as a pig eating pancakes.
• Quick as a nun's kiss.
• Useless as a milk bucket under a bull.
• Slow as smoke off a manure pile.
• Slick as spit on a gold tooth.
• Scarce as snake hips.
• High as a cat's back at a dog show.
• Fast as a dog can lick a dish.
• Easy as biting a dentist.