Oh! I am a gay Caballero,
Coming from Rio De Janeiro.
With nice oily hair and full of hot air,
Iím an expert at shooting the bullieío.
Iím searching for a senorita,
Not too skinny but not to much meatía.
Iíll woe her a while in my Argentine style
Iíll Sweep her right off of her feetía.
Now, she was a dancer and singer,
And at me she kept pointing her finger.
And then she would say, si, si, senior, si
But I couldnít see a damn thingía.
Now, she told me she was so lonely,
So I climbed up on her bal-cony.
While under her spell, I heard someone yell,
ďGet away from here you big baloney.Ē
Now, I am a sad Caballero,
Returning to Rio De Janeiro.
Oh! minus my hair a bruise here and there,
And her husband he chewed off one ear-o.
Now, Iím back in Rio De Janeiro.
Iíve been married for many a year-o.
But for me thereís no joy,
I have seven boys,and each one born with one ear-o.