The Afterlife Quiz
Which Afterlife Suits You?

This complex quiz uses a specialized algorithm to detirmine how your beliefs correspond with the afterlife folklore of Judaism, Christianity and Islam.

In which would you rather spend eternity?
Gardens Maidens Clouds

Which food could stay in your stomach for eternity?
Honey Grapes What, you mean I don't get everything?!

Which would you rather memorize?
99 Names Your sacred name Grapes?

What's God gonna be like in the afterlife?
He's never really told me He's gonna gimme everything I want! He's gonna sit there while I gaze into his face for eternity

Which would you rather become in the afterlife?
An angel A soul Totally a green bird, totally

Who would you like to greet you upon your entrance into the afterlfe?
St Peter Angels playing tennis with your soul Maidens

Be honest: do you reallly believe in the afterlife?
Yes! And a nice spiffy one! With a wide perfumed valley! It's better to worry about life than afterlife You mean like the chubby little angels on Hallmark cards?